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May. 22nd, 2006

whisk

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Mike's life Guru is ...

Gandhi
(because of their mantra ...)
"my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die"
'Who is your life Guru?' at QuizGalaxy.com

May. 21st, 2006

Shibari

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Kushiel's Quiz




You are Phedre. You are drop-dead gorgeous, kinky, perceptive and troubled. Your strong, fiery spiritual desires sometimes upset your cunning chessmaster's mind, sweeping you away in a haze of passion- but even the gods tremble when they fear that they have betrayed your trust.
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whisk

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I dont care what anyone says, I likes The DiVinci Code.

M

May. 16th, 2006

whisk

Doctor's Suck Ass.

So, my "Sprain" that hasn't gotten better after a month is actually a broken leg.

That means, thanks to primecare, I've been walking around on a broken leg for a month.

Dumbasses!

M

May. 11th, 2006

food geek

THe Man Is A BaaaaaadAss

1. Alton Brown grinds his own peppercorns. With his teeth.

2. Alton Brown's chili cheese fries are healthier than raw carrots. Even after he adds the bacon and lard.

3. Alton Brown brushes his teeth with wasabi and gargles with pickle brine. But still his breath smells like lemon merengue.

4. Alton Brown can boil a three-minute egg in thirty-seven seconds.

5. When Alton Brown was born, he collected the hospital slop they'd left for his mother and made it into an zesty, appetizing goulash. The dish fed the entire maternity ward for a week.

6. In the first, as-yet-unaired episode of Iron Chef America, Alton Brown single-handedly defeated an all-star team of Bobby Flay, Cat Cora, and Hiroyuki Sakai. The secret ingredient was 'whimsy'.

7. Alton Brown doesn't reduce sauces. He demoralizes sauces.

8. Alton Brown prepares his fugu blindfolded, with one chopstick and a plastic spork. Alton Brown ain't afraid of no chump neurotoxin.

..9. Alton Brown's blender has four speeds: 'stir', 'mix', 'frappe', and 'plasmify'.

10. Alton Brown can split a pineapple in half using only his pinkies. For coconuts, though, he has to use his thumbs.

11. Alton Brown knows where capers come from. And he grows his own, on a Chia pet in the pantry.

12. On Rachel Ray's show, she shows people where to eat for less than forty dollars a day. When Alton Brown eats, people pay him.

13. Alton Brown slices ham so thin, it can only be seen using an electron microscope.

14. Some knives can slice through a tin can and still cut a tomato. Alton Brown's knives can slice through a Pontiac, and still cut a tin can.

15. Grown men have been known to weep for joy in the mere presence of Alton Brown's vinagrette. His hollandaise sauce can kill a man from sheer ecstacy at forty paces.

16. Alton Brown can eat just one Lay's potato chip. If he ever bothered to eat food he didn't make himself, that is.

17. Alton Brown once got carried away slicing carrots, and julienned his cutting board. Undaunted, he sauteed the splinters in olive oil and spices -- and they were delicious.

18. Every Burger King Alton Brown has walked into has immediately closed forever -- try as they might, they simply can't 'do it his way'.

19. Alton Brown can pair a wine with any food -- including hot dogs, ice cream, raw eggs, Alpo, sawdust, and soylent green. It's people!

20. Alton Brown's cakes don't rise. They ascend.

21. Some meats are so tender, they seem to melt in your mouth. Alton Brown's meats are so tender, he's had entire turkeys vanish into thin air.

22. Alton Brown's no saint. But if his chicken Kiev cures one more kid's leprosy, the church will reconsider the evidence.

23. Alton Brown doesn't whip potatoes. Alton Brown's potatoes whip themselves, if they know what's good for them.

24. Alton Brown's other car is the Wienermobile.

25. Alton Brown's show is called 'Good Eats', because 'Multiple Shuddering Mouthgasms' didn't play with the network's target demographic.

26. Alton Brown's freezer operates at minus-twenty-seven degrees. Kelvin.

27. Alton Brown once prepared shrimp gumbo for a cooking competition, using only salt, water, canned Spam, and a packet of Arby's 'Horsey Sauce'. He took second place. He would have won, but one of the judges was allergic to shellfish.

28. Alton Brown can fit three hundred and forty-two cookies on a standard-sized baking sheet. Without any touching.

29. When Alton Brown slices onions, the onions cry.

30. Alton Brown was once asked to participate in a blind orange juice taste test. He was the only person able to successfully identify the brand, style, vintage, temperature, pH level, distance to the orchard, age of the grove trees, and the names of the workers picking the fruit. Including the one who needs to start washing after bathroom breaks.

May. 7th, 2006

whisk

frickin' frackin'

Why is it everytime I drive to Raleigh it rains?

M

Apr. 28th, 2006

whisk

how the bloody fuck....

You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor)

You're logical, driven, and ruthless.
You'd make a mighty fine lawyer.

Apr. 23rd, 2006

whisk

(no subject)

Guinness

(66% dark & bitter, 100% working class, 100% genuine)




Okay, we all know Guinness is the best possible score on any "What Kind Of Beer Are You" test, so you can just go on and pat yourself on the back now. Like the world's most famous brew, you're genuine, you've got good taste, and you're sophisticated. What else can I say, except congratulations?


If your friends didn't score the same way, get ready for them to say: Guinness is too heavy; it's an acquired taste; it's too serious--and they probably think those things about you at times. But just brush 'em off. Everybody knows Guinness is the best. Cheers.





My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 35% on dark
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You scored higher than 77% on workingclass
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You scored higher than 68% on genuine
Link: The If You Were A Beer Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Apr. 15th, 2006

whisk

Pain and the swelling and the ouchiness Glavin..

Well, it seems I might have torn my MCL or LCL at work Thursday. I have to go back to the Doc's on Wed. for a MRI. Why they didn't do one when I went Thursday is beyond me. Last time I ever go to prime care over the E.D.

Joy!

M

Mar. 17th, 2006

Clan Logan

(no subject)

You're 85% Irish

Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you!

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