MacGyver's not my patron saint for nothing

I have decided to go friends only.  Just comment to be added.

M

Ah, a 14 year old engine and a fire. Amazing what can happen in 5 minutes, hunh?



At least no one was in it.

M

Sorry 'bout the lack of updates, work and the dogs are kicking my ass. More soon. I hope....

M

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Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You?

Pog mo thoin
Pog mo thoin - 'Kiss my ass.'You're one tough bastard, and if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss your ass. You enjoy fighting and causing grievous bodily harm. Hey! What are you lookin' at, punk?

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The day has come at last.

Moving Time.

Of course it's going to be 95 and raining. I am never moving in the fucking summer in the south again.

M

You Are Cookie Monster

Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth. You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around. You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!"

Well, this was interesting. My leg is completely broken. Are you in a cast you may be asking? Nope.

Apparently when I did it, the femur was briven into the top of the tibia, snapping it off right at the knee. But, since before the accident I went to the gym everyday, the muscle and tendons around it pushed it back into place and, has been keeping it there. Soooo, I have to go back in a month, and as long as it keeps healing the way it is, all will be good. But, it if starts to move, then they get to rebreak it, and set it. Then I will have a cast for 6 months. So, I guess I'm pretty lucky.

M

Your Deadly Sins

Lust: 60%

Wrath: 40%

Envy: 0%

Gluttony: 0%

Greed: 0%

Pride: 0%

Sloth: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%

You'll die from overexertion. *wink*

Lets see what the Doc's say aboot my leg, eh?

M

Mike's life Guru is ...

Gandhi

(because of their mantra ...)

"my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die"

'Who is your life Guru?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I dont care what anyone says, I likes The DiVinci Code.

M

So, my "Sprain" that hasn't gotten better after a month is actually a broken leg.

That means, thanks to primecare, I've been walking around on a broken leg for a month.

Dumbasses!

M

1. Alton Brown grinds his own peppercorns. With his teeth.

2. Alton Brown's chili cheese fries are healthier than raw carrots. Even after he adds the bacon and lard.

3. Alton Brown brushes his teeth with wasabi and gargles with pickle brine. But still his breath smells like lemon merengue.

4. Alton Brown can boil a three-minute egg in thirty-seven seconds.

5. When Alton Brown was born, he collected the hospital slop they'd left for his mother and made it into an zesty, appetizing goulash. The dish fed the entire maternity ward for a week.

6. In the first, as-yet-unaired episode of Iron Chef America, Alton Brown single-handedly defeated an all-star team of Bobby Flay, Cat Cora, and Hiroyuki Sakai. The secret ingredient was 'whimsy'.

7. Alton Brown doesn't reduce sauces. He demoralizes sauces.

8. Alton Brown prepares his fugu blindfolded, with one chopstick and a plastic spork. Alton Brown ain't afraid of no chump neurotoxin.

..9. Alton Brown's blender has four speeds: 'stir', 'mix', 'frappe', and 'plasmify'.

10. Alton Brown can split a pineapple in half using only his pinkies. For coconuts, though, he has to use his thumbs.

11. Alton Brown knows where capers come from. And he grows his own, on a Chia pet in the pantry.

12. On Rachel Ray's show, she shows people where to eat for less than forty dollars a day. When Alton Brown eats, people pay him.

13. Alton Brown slices ham so thin, it can only be seen using an electron microscope.

14. Some knives can slice through a tin can and still cut a tomato. Alton Brown's knives can slice through a Pontiac, and still cut a tin can.

15. Grown men have been known to weep for joy in the mere presence of Alton Brown's vinagrette. His hollandaise sauce can kill a man from sheer ecstacy at forty paces.

16. Alton Brown can eat just one Lay's potato chip. If he ever bothered to eat food he didn't make himself, that is.

17. Alton Brown once got carried away slicing carrots, and julienned his cutting board. Undaunted, he sauteed the splinters in olive oil and spices -- and they were delicious.

18. Every Burger King Alton Brown has walked into has immediately closed forever -- try as they might, they simply can't 'do it his way'.

19. Alton Brown can pair a wine with any food -- including hot dogs, ice cream, raw eggs, Alpo, sawdust, and soylent green. It's people!

20. Alton Brown's cakes don't rise. They ascend.

21. Some meats are so tender, they seem to melt in your mouth. Alton Brown's meats are so tender, he's had entire turkeys vanish into thin air.

22. Alton Brown's no saint. But if his chicken Kiev cures one more kid's leprosy, the church will reconsider the evidence.

23. Alton Brown doesn't whip potatoes. Alton Brown's potatoes whip themselves, if they know what's good for them.

24. Alton Brown's other car is the Wienermobile.

25. Alton Brown's show is called 'Good Eats', because 'Multiple Shuddering Mouthgasms' didn't play with the network's target demographic.

26. Alton Brown's freezer operates at minus-twenty-seven degrees. Kelvin.

27. Alton Brown once prepared shrimp gumbo for a cooking competition, using only salt, water, canned Spam, and a packet of Arby's 'Horsey Sauce'. He took second place. He would have won, but one of the judges was allergic to shellfish.

28. Alton Brown can fit three hundred and forty-two cookies on a standard-sized baking sheet. Without any touching.

29. When Alton Brown slices onions, the onions cry.

30. Alton Brown was once asked to participate in a blind orange juice taste test. He was the only person able to successfully identify the brand, style, vintage, temperature, pH level, distance to the orchard, age of the grove trees, and the names of the workers picking the fruit. Including the one who needs to start washing after bathroom breaks.

Why is it everytime I drive to Raleigh it rains?

M

You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor)

You're logical, driven, and ruthless. You'd make a mighty fine lawyer.

Guinness (66% dark & bitter, 100% working class, 100% genuine)

Okay, we all know Guinness is the best possible score on any "What Kind Of Beer Are You" test, so you can just go on and pat yourself on the back now. Like the world's most famous brew, you're genuine, you've got good taste, and you're sophisticated. What else can I say, except congratulations? If your friends didn't score the same way, get ready for them to say: Guinness is too heavy; it's an acquired taste; it's too serious--and they probably think those things about you at times. But just brush 'em off. Everybody knows Guinness is the best. Cheers.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 35% on dark You scored higher than 77% on workingclass You scored higher than 68% on genuine

Link: The If You Were A Beer Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Well, it seems I might have torn my MCL or LCL at work Thursday. I have to go back to the Doc's on Wed. for a MRI. Why they didn't do one when I went Thursday is beyond me. Last time I ever go to prime care over the E.D.

Joy!

M

You're 85% Irish

Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad). There's hardly anyone more Irish than you!